Saturday, October 23, 2010

Jokes On Balaiah Ultimate

Balayya Selected as brand ambassodor for Limka

the caption is " Thoda Kottu  ,  Limka pattu  ,  Naa medha ottu ,  Naa next cinema kooda fattu"

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Power cut in balayya's house

JrNTR lit Candle.kasepati tharvaatha JrNTR ki chematalu pattayi....
Balayya : undu fan vesthanu.
JrNTR : Nee thelivi thellarinatte undhi Fan vesthe candle aaripodhu....
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Balayya in rayalaseema

Balayya rayala seema lo adugu petti matti chethilo theesukuni muddu pettadu.

JrNTR : Emaindhi babai.

Balayya : Matti vaasana marindhi ra

JrNTR : Nuvvu pattukundhi matti kaadhu babai,  "penta"

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Brilliat balaiah rocks Again:

Media : What is your favorite dish sir?

Balayya : SunDirect , Intinta Sun , tun tana tun.
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Teleugu heros gave order

Chiru : Coffe strong ga undali..
Venki : Tea , sugar ekkuvaga undali...
Nagarjuna : boost hot ga undali...
Balaiah : paalu , thellaga undaali

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Balayya in aeroplane going to bombay.When it is landing he shouted suddenly "Bombay"  "Bombay"
Airhostess said : Be silent
Then Balaiah shouted  " Ombay Ombay".

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BalaKrishna Resume

Aim : To make the audience run away from theaters

experience : 30 years Telugu industry

skill set : Bike riding on moving trains (palanati brahmanaidu),
                Climbing mount everest (vijayendra varma),
                shooting a bullet from mouth (allari pidugu)
                playing with current (okka magadu)

Role model : Vijaya Kanth , Tiger of tamil nadu

Achievements : World record in Highest number of flops

Special Attractions : punching power, hitting thigh, laser from eyes...

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Jr NTR : babai naku recharge cheyinchu , naa mobile lo balance ledhu

Balayya : Orai naa dantlo full balance undhi ra, nuvvu blue tooth on chesuko nenu pampistha.

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Internatinal cycle race

JrNTR : babai andharikante cycle fast ga thokkuthav kadha ayina endhuku odipoyav
Balayya : Nenu fast gane thokkuthanu kani , Evado donga naa koduku cycle stand vesadu ra, thondarlo choosuko ledhu.

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